The Office, not the show, the real deal

Things in the office that really grind my gears –

1. Bums who ride the elevator one floor…really? Take the stairs
2. People who slurp their morning coffee, c’mon – do you think I can’t hear you?
3. When the café runs out of my yogurt
4. “Funny” pictures of the office birthday gurls posted on the bulletin board for ALL to see....HelllLLoooOO Miss May

I can explain...

No wait, I really can’t…
See, I don‘t really know why but I have trouble explaining things. I’m going to have trouble explaining why I have trouble explaining things. My brother Zach always makes these clear cut observations about me & he’s so right on. He's been observing me for years and he came to this conclusion...When I tell a joke or say something that’s funny and people don’t laugh/respond, I always try to distract by singing or doing a little dance. Usually show tunes or Disney songs. Ridiculous, I know, but I think it’s the severe case of A.D.D. that I have. I’m reading into it – trying to figure out why I do what I do, why I act the way I act, why I think the way I think, etc…. I’ll figure it out one of these days. “Might be a quarter Life crisis or just the stirring in my soul…”